The Federation of Turkey SSR is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its public floggings. The hard-working population of 4.399 billion Turkey SSRians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.0%.

The Turkey SSRian economy, worth 162 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,041 Delta Eagles, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", a major religion has been named as Turkey SSR's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Turkey SSR in an international press conference, and Turkey SSR has designated Turkey SSR City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turkey SSR's national animal is the Kitsune.

Turkey SSR is ranked 290,388^th in the world and 8^th in Avarua for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.89 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.