The Principality of Turkish Messager is a small, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The cynical, devout population of 32 million Turkish Messagerians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Turkish Messagerian economy, worth 1.18 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,949 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory and APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turkish Messager's national animal is the lion.

Turkish Messager is ranked 186,883^rd in the world and 51^st in womp for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 190.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.