The Shattered Remnants of Turtler is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by 🐢King Turtler VI 🐢 with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 1.457 billion citizens of Turtler are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🐢 Turtles 🐢. The average income tax rate is 33.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Turtlerian economy, worth 209 trillion TAKEDOWNS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,525 TAKEDOWNS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turtler's national animal is the Leatherback sea turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is 🐢 ☮️ Turtle Language ☮️ 🐢.

Turtler is ranked 30,831^st in the world and 1^st in You Grabia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,349.18 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.