The Third Federation of Tvers is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Nonl Olwysreön with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.641 billion Tajivrs enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klaesnja. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tavastrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,456 trillion Kolskqs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,594 Kolskqs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The TBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Klaesnja Times is sold out. Crime is totally unknown. Tvers's national animal is the Orange, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Glyaess.

Tvers is ranked 95,141^st in the world and 2,166^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 14.64 kickbacks per hour.