The Community of Two-Time is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Two Time with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, devout population of 1.292 billion twicers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azurla. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient a stupid backstabbing bozo economy, worth 55.6 trillion spaunmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 43,029 spaunmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Two-Time's national animal is the what, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spawn Cult.

Two-Time is ranked 179,590^th in the world and 16^th in The Lobby for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.99 percentage of bribes refused.