The Community of Two-Time is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Two Time with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.159 billion twicers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azurla. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped a stupid backstabbing bozo economy, worth 44.6 trillion spaunmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 38,515 spaunmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A video of Two Time wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, a full moon at night lets economists sleep tight, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, and Spawn Cult has been named as Two-Time's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Two-Time's national animal is the what, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spawn Cult.

Two-Time is ranked 227,055^th in the world and 17^th in The Lobby for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,757.6 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.