The Republic of Two Out Of Three Aint Bad is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, devout population of 1.515 billion Two Out Of Three Aint Badians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Two Out Of Three Aint Badian economy, worth 92.4 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,021 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, and the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Two Out Of Three Aint Bad's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Two Out Of Three Aint Bad is ranked 88,765^th in the world and 9^th in Meat Loaf for Highest Poor Incomes, with 34,339.26 Standard Monetary Units.