The Kingdom of Two Sicilies is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Ferdinand III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.937 billion Sicilians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naples. The average income tax rate is 10.5%.

The strong Sicilian economy, worth 369 trillion ducats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 41,371 ducats, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, Two Sicilies has designated Naples as its capital city, and King Ferdinand III has just been declared ruler of Two Sicilies in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Two Sicilies's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Two Sicilies is ranked 308,061^st in the world and 1^st in Kingdom of the Two Sicilies for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 121.9 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.