The Grand Federative Republic of Tyrantosaurus is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Thomas Jamison with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.683 billion Tyrantosaurians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Springfield. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tyrantosaurian economy, worth a remarkable 2,826 trillion Grands a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 325,523 Grands, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,580,271 per year while the poor average 9,933, a ratio of 259 to 1.

Retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, card collectors duel to the death, the government is full of esquivalience, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyrantosaurus's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Super-Jesus.

Tyrantosaurus is ranked 22,698^th in the world and 1^st in Tyrants for Mutually Assured Destruction for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 4,505.02 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.