The Republic of Tzericanopia is a titanic, genial nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ritual sacrifices, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate population of 14.565 billion Tzericanopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 31.9%.

The strong Tzericanopian economy, worth 881 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,496 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

New safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Tzericanopia to be bombproof, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Leader's credibility no favours, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tzericanopia's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tzericanopia is ranked 160,735^th in the world and 2,079^th in The catholic military orders for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 650.34 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.