The Woodhouse Sanctum of UA-1 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 28.919 billion UA-1ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.0%.

The frighteningly efficient UA-1ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,367 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,850 $$s, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

School lockers are filled with fancy underwear, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients, and a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UA-1's national animal is the ^-^, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

UA-1 is ranked 264,845^th in the world and 1^st in Upper Austria for Safest, scoring 22.13 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.