The Hummuna Hummuna of Ufhummus is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nick The Leprechaun with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.904 billion Ufhummusians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nordish. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ufhummusian economy, worth 922 trillion lucks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,511 lucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, society is now confronted with the problem of the mage gap, the Great Ufhummusian Melting Pot boils out ethnic heritage, and the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ufhummus's national animal is the manatee, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Norse Celticism.

Ufhummus is ranked 254,553^rd in the world and 9^th in Out Of Left Field for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.35 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.