The Constitutional Monarchy of Uler Deker is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 470 million Uler Dekerians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veililea. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.1%.

The strong Uler Dekerian economy, worth 21.5 trillion Kicaus a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 45,676 Kicaus, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, work creation schemes keep the masses occupied with meaningless tasks, children who express a belief in Santa are labelled 'delusional cultists', and it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away". Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uler Deker's national animal is the Ratlles snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Uler Deker is ranked 165,854^th in the world and 14^th in Organization Islam United for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 27.14 Effective Tax Rate.