The Not Ted of UN-Ted is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Teddy with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 25.006 billion UN-Tedians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of UN-Town. The average income tax rate is 24.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish UN-Tedian economy, worth 384 trillion UNts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 15,360 UNts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, UN-Ted has designated UN-Town as its capital city, Teddy has just been declared ruler of UN-Ted in an international press conference, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. UN-Ted's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Teddyism.

UN-Ted is ranked 114,306^th in the world and 1^st in The ULN for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 150.12 on the Clooney Contribution Index.