The Republic of Unbuu is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory vegetarianism, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.059 billion Unbuuans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A River. The average income tax rate is 46.7%.

The all-consuming Unbuuan economy, worth 462 trillion unknowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,481 unknowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The military struggles with recruitment, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, woodland critters flock to the safety of unfamiliar humans wearing lab-coats, and customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unbuu's national animal is the Agkistrodon contortrix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Unbuu is ranked 46,576^th in the world and 4^th in United States for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,058.42 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.