The Allied States of Undertake75 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its smutty television, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.379 billion Undertake75ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 50.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Undertake75ian economy, worth 198 trillion tails a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,465 tails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Undertake75ian, and saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Undertake75's national animal is the cat.

Undertake75 is ranked 220,188^th in the world and 2^nd in Fishland for Smartest Citizens, with 23.29 quips per hour.