The Fresh pair every day of Underwear Frog is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Parry Gripp with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.426 billion Underwear Frogians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Education and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The World. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Underwear Frogian economy, worth a remarkable 2,297 trillion underwears a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 171,106 underwears, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, smart fridges sing the praises of music for fear of being iced, structures are raised on promises, and the mark of a good ruler is the largeness of his chin. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Underwear Frog's national animal is the frog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is music.

Underwear Frog is ranked 325,210^th in the world and 7^th in Bytes for Nicest Citizens, with 0.31 average smiles per day.