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Most Advanced Public Transport: 759thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,875thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,896th
The Great Liberal Kingdom of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
by the grace of God, a Commonwealth for the people
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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United Apple Socialist Republic

Population21.314 billion

CapitalTomorrowland EPCOT
Faithall genres of Electronic Dance Music

CurrencyOyster Card
AnimalApple Orange Banana Latte Ariana Grande

The Great Liberal Kingdom of United Apple Socialist Republic is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.314 billion Apps love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tomorrowland EPCOT. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Applet economy, worth a remarkable 2,837 trillion Oyster Cards a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,121 Oyster Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies. Crime is totally unknown. United Apple Socialist Republic's national animal is the Apple Orange Banana Latte Ariana Grande, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is all genres of Electronic Dance Music.

United Apple Socialist Republic is ranked 8,426th in the world and 23rd in International Democratic Union for Most Cultured, scoring 128 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 759thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,875thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,896thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,275thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,297thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,097thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,915thMost Pacifist: 5,078thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,458thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,554thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,853rdNicest Citizens: 5,920thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,209thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,477thHealthiest Citizens: 6,701stHighest Economic Output: 7,817thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,961stBest Weather: 8,127thMost Cultured: 8,426thLargest Governments: 8,985thHighest Food Quality: 9,183rdMost Developed: 9,257thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,402ndMost Stationary: 9,813thMost Inclusive: 10,261stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,301stSmartest Citizens: 11,132ndSafest: 12,431stLargest Populations: 14,081stLargest Publishing Industry: 15,083rdTop
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Most Income Equality: 16,705thLowest Crime Rates: 18,415thMost Influential: 19,699thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,352ndHighest Average Incomes: 29,222nd
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the region

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