The Grand Capitalist Federation of United Kuzikstan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Liqner Bjuzka with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.177 billion Kuzikstanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuzikstania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kuzikstanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,081 trillion Tumis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 157,999 Tumis, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 626,688 per year while the poor average 26,900, a ratio of 23.3 to 1.

Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, a mayoral candidate backed by Liqner Bjuzka recently won re-election with 110% of the vote, Liqner Bjuzka's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, and it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Kuzikstan's national animal is the Sazi Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

United Kuzikstan is ranked 267,805^th in the world and 41^st in Northern Utopia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 89.45 pounds of wildlife per square mile.