The Holy Empire of Unius Sycush Islands is a small, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 29 million Unius Sycush Islandsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 29.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Unius Sycush Islandsian economy, worth 1.24 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,790 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", bad punctuation has come to a full stop, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, and rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unius Sycush Islands's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Unius Sycush Islands is ranked 137,177th in the world and 54th in Philippines for Most Patriotic, with 11.28 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Unius Sycush Islands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right of Emigration"".
- : Following new legislation in Unius Sycush Islands, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in Unius Sycush Islands, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
- : Following new legislation in Unius Sycush Islands, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
- : Following new legislation in Unius Sycush Islands, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
- : Following new legislation in Unius Sycush Islands, the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained eagle.
- : Unius Sycush Islands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : Following new legislation in Unius Sycush Islands, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.
- : Following new legislation in Unius Sycush Islands, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts".
- : Following new legislation in Unius Sycush Islands, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.
