The Swift Deity of Univolt is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.452 billion Univoltians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.8%.

The very strong Univoltian economy, worth 320 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 71,946 baht, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 210,798 per year while the poor average 19,368, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

People are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, domestic fishermen fly the Univoltian flag out of fear of being blown up, and smoking is banned in public areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Univolt's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Univolt is ranked 265,052^nd in the world and 2^nd in United opia nations for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 25,325.18 Standard Monetary Units.