The MT Army Museum of UOSS33 is a titanic, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 19.929 billion UOSS33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Industry receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 19.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient UOSS33ian economy, worth 733 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,788 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. UOSS33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

UOSS33 is ranked 169,509^th in the world and 1^st in Union Of Slave States for Rudest Citizens, with 47.46 insults per minute.