The Observation of UPC is not Fast 3 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.326 billion UPC is not Fast 3ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.3%.

The frighteningly efficient UPC is not Fast 3ian economy, worth 723 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,389 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, and airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UPC is not Fast 3's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

UPC is not Fast 3 is ranked 177,066^th in the world and 742^nd in Memeland United for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.