The People's Republic of Uponda is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Veylek Zeimana with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, devout population of 7.885 billion Upondians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minsia. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Upondian economy, worth 912 trillion Prucs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,767 Prucs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Minsia Times is sold out, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uponda's national animal is the Doyre, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Unepecism.

Uponda is ranked 12,489^th in the world and 7^th in Wintercrest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.18 law-abiding acts per hour.