The Return of Upper-Wisconsin is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John Hurt with an even hand, and renowned for its burgeoning bear population. The hard-working population of 26.207 billion Upper-Wisconsinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is solely concerned with Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wisconsin. The average income tax rate is 14.5%.

The Upper-Wisconsinian economy, worth 176 trillion dollars a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 6,718 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, Upper-Wisconsin has designated Wisconsin as its capital city, Christianity has been named as Upper-Wisconsin's national religion, and John Hurt has just been declared ruler of Upper-Wisconsin in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Upper-Wisconsin's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Upper-Wisconsin is ranked 136,237^th in the world and 3^rd in CoAF for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.