The Corporated Kingdom of Upper Finnmark is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.749 billion Upper Finnmarkians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trondørgen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Upper Finnmarkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,639 trillion Finnar Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 187,394 Finnar Kroner, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 731,714 per year while the poor average 32,734, a ratio of 22.4 to 1.

The thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts, unemployed school bus drivers photobomb virtual classroom meetings, the annual government yacht trip is sponsored by criminal syndicates, and calls to prayer are the newest dog whistles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Upper Finnmark's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Upper Finnmark is ranked 67,965^th in the world and 15^th in Testregionia for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 4,338.28 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.