
| Population | 10.362 billion |
| Capital | Ur Vienna |
| Leader | Ru Wahn |
| Faith | Ur Baptist |
| Currency | Dungdollar |
| Animal | Flihorse |
The Purge Awaiting Nation of Ur Austria is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Ru Wahn with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 10.362 billion Ur Austrians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ur Vienna. The average income tax rate is 60.2%.
The very strong Ur Austrian economy, worth 798 trillion Dungdollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,028 Dungdollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
Victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times, and students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ur Austria's national animal is the Flihorse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ur Baptist.
Ur Austria is ranked 5,661st in the world and 35th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 10,801.61 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Ur Austria's influence in The Plains of Perdition rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
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Ur Austria was ejected from Now ware by
The Republic of Ur Alderney.
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Ur Austria relocated from Now ware to The Plains of Perdition.
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Ur Austria relocated from Sweethearts of the Chicken Yurt to Now ware.
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Ur Austria, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams.
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Ur Austria, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times.
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Ur Austria, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
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Ur Austria, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand.
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Ur Austria, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages.
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Ur Austria, a Sweethearts of the Chicken Yurt Tourist Association survey has rated Ur Austria #1 for number twos.


















