The United States of Usaint is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chairman Grant Gentry with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.038 billion Usaintians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saffron Core. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Usaintian economy, worth 971 trillion Remnoisks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 240,685 Remnoisks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,267,863 per year while the poor average 24,347, a ratio of 52.1 to 1.

People say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, the government seizes all major gold finds, and everyone seems to be pushing the buttons of AIs. Crime is totally unknown. Usaint's national animal is the Harpy Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Usaint is ranked 5,337^th in the world and 1^st in Banfield for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 117,213.93 Standard Monetary Units.