The Soccer team of USMNT is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by POCH with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.856 billion UnitedStatians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient USMNTian economy, worth 823 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,605 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The state-controlled media salutes those about to spy, adultery has been made a capital offence, builders across USMNT are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of POCH. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. USMNT's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

USMNT is ranked 316,630^th in the world and 45^th in Conservative Guild for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 21.38 on the Bus Surprisal Index.