The Republic of Uthans is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Assembly Speaker Kumant Zarelvan with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.928 billion Uthansvi love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kabhativ. The average income tax rate is 33.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Uthansvi economy, worth 562 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 70,942 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", the military's newest toy broadcasts Uthans's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane, and sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Uthans's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Uthans is ranked 157,575^th in the world and 23^rd in Osagh for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 381.64 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.