The Republic of Utopian Age is a large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 139 million Utopian Ageans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Utopian Agean economy, worth 5.46 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 39,259 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 253,030 per year while the poor average 2,461, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Utopian Age's national animal is the bison, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Utopian Age is ranked 223,626^th in the world and 4^th in Utopia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.