The Warrior State of Utopian CareTaker is a mammoth, genial nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.525 billion Utopian CareTakers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 55.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish a Utopian CareTaker economy, worth 222 trillion Posts per seconds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 29,618 Posts per seconds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, a major religion has been named as Utopian CareTaker's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Utopian CareTaker in an international press conference, and twelfth-generation Utopian CareTakers are deported for not knowing Leader's childhood nickname. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Utopian CareTaker's national animal is the RMB Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Utopian CareTaker is ranked 64,601^st in the world and 1^st in Large Igneous Province for Nicest Citizens, with 16.29 average smiles per day.