The Commonwealth of Utoslavia is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, zero percent divorce rate, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 238 million Utoslavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.7%.

The powerhouse Utoslavian economy, worth 21.9 trillion Reznov's rubles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 91,816 Reznov's rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 285,698 per year while the poor average 22,687, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

Politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, unpopular scientists are shunned by name, and cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Utoslavia's national animal is the Sun, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Utoslavia is ranked 109,179^th in the world and 3^rd in Slavia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,635.86 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.