The County of Uwudar is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its fear of technology, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 930 million Uwudarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uwugrader. The average income tax rate is 31.2%.

The thriving Uwudarian economy, worth 76.2 trillion Orginan Chervonets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Gambling, Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,951 Orginan Chervonets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uwudar's national animal is the Cute Cubic Frog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Uwudar is ranked 45,439^th in the world and 3^rd in Bepis for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 56,382.92 Standard Monetary Units.