The Holy Maroon Land of Uzaczar is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Mr Gustavi with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 5.16 billion Uzacs enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uzhodina. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uzaczarin economy, worth 816 trillion Dunzars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 158,165 Dunzars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, and diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uzaczar's national animal is the Uzaczarin bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athism.

Uzaczar is ranked 272,925^th in the world and 14,546^th in Balder for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.06 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.