The People's Republic of Uzbekistan 9999999999999999 is a large, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 190 million Uzbeks are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The strong Uzbek economy, worth 11.9 trillion Jumbas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 62,412 Jumbas, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Uzbekistan 9999999999999999's national animal is the ALÃMÃRÄ€PßÅ, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Uzbekistan 9999999999999999 is ranked 124,065^th in the world and 588^th in the Outback for Most Developed, scoring 57.91 on the Human Development Index.