The Empire of Uzuzy is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.576 billion Uzuzyians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.0%.

The strong Uzuzyian economy, worth 717 trillion sakis a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 57,033 sakis, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, candidates celebrate "free speech" by spraying champagne all over anyone who shows up to a rally, Uzuzy has designated Uzuzy City as its capital city, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Uzuzy in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Uzuzy's national animal is the horse.

Uzuzy is ranked 151,674^th in the world and 73^rd in The Eighth Closet for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 379.85 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.