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Most Valuable International Artwork: 565thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,154thMost Secular: 6,927th
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Vaarland

Population1.215 billion

CapitalVaar
LeaderLa Présidente Ürunensen
FaithNeutre

Currencycouronne vaarlandaise
AnimalPaon

The Great Federation of Vaarland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by La Présidente Ürunensen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.215 billion vaarlandais enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vaar. The average income tax rate is 54.7%.

The frighteningly efficient vaarlandais economy, worth 167 trillion couronne vaarlandaises a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 137,933 couronne vaarlandaises, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

People who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vaarland's national animal is the Paon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Neutre.

Vaarland is ranked 10,495th in the world and 8th in Moomin Valley for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 10,985.12 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 565thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 6,154thMost Secular: 6,927thMost Pacifist: 7,918thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,928thNicest Citizens: 8,787thMost Inclusive: 9,283rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,509thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,266thLargest Retail Industry: 10,495thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,587thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,637thMost Developed: 11,125thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,303rdTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 12,409thMost Efficient Economies: 12,495thSmartest Citizens: 13,410thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,062ndMost Cultured: 15,214thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,011thHighest Average Incomes: 17,295thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,176thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,340thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,849thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,314thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,681stHighest Disposable Incomes: 23,021stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,711thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,004thLargest Governments: 24,048th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vaarland, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Vaarland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments, Highest Poor Incomes, and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Vaarland, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
  • : Following new legislation in Vaarland, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services.
  • : Following new legislation in Vaarland, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Vaarland, Vaarland is building an army to protect its overseas territories.
  • : Following new legislation in Vaarland, the nation's biggest export is stupidity.
  • : Vaarland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Vaarland, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate.
  • : Following new legislation in Vaarland, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.

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