The Communist Arc but Paella 🥘 of Vakia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Daphne Jimenez with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-working population of 1.697 billion Vakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mérida. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Vakian economy, worth 179 trillion Vakian Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,492 Vakian Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

The easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, cows stare longingly at the greener grass on the other side of the fence, and a positive GPA is all it takes to get an elite education. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vakia's national animal is the Vakian Bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is New Islam.

Vakia is ranked 126,144^th in the world and 10^th in The Ricefa for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,615.85 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.