The Republic of Valencito is a small, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 23 million Valencitoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The very strong Valencitoan economy, worth 1.80 trillion Sentoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 78,448 Sentoes, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Valencitoan watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, and entomologists flock to Valencito City for its remarkable gadfly population. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Valencito's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Valencito is ranked 8,594^th in the world and 95^th in Europeia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.51 percentage of bribes refused.