The Cosmocratic Order of Valrifell is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Mikjáll Kheshtayn with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.571 billion Valrish enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kosmogard. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valrish economy, worth a remarkable 4,224 trillion Erg-Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 240,398 Erg-Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?". Crime is totally unknown. Valrifell's national animal is the pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Neo-Orphism.

Valrifell is ranked 304,322^nd in the world and 1^st in Gileya for Fattest Citizens, with 3.38 Obesity Rate.