The Acool Loving Republic of Valsian is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Acool with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.126 billion Valsianians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Valsian City. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Valsianian economy, worth 376 trillion Taus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,394 Taus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, and relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valsian's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Acoolism.

Valsian is ranked 7,716^th in the world and 2^nd in SimDemocracy for Safest, scoring 122.66 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.