The Afterlife of the Party of Vampire Barmaid is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by A Bloody Pain in the Neck with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.203 billion Vampire Barmaids are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Musty Wine Cellar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Vampire Barmaid economy, worth a remarkable 1,017 trillion BARMAID coins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,192 BARMAID coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 461,519 per year while the poor average 32,468, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Vampire Barmaids, and denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vampire Barmaid's national animal is the Vampire Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of the Blood Rite.

Vampire Barmaid is ranked 39,518^th in the world and 12^th in BARMAIDS ltd for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,963.31 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.