The Vast Vole Confederacy of Vapidicity is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Mz Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 21.685 billion Vapidites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idunno. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Vapidicityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,369 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,176 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, all you have to do is pray to get into Vapidicity, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, and planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vapidicity's national animal is the vole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Instagram.

Vapidicity is ranked 22,640^th in the world and 2^nd in Fifth Wall for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,113.52 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.