The United Armies of Vicerante is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Giordano with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.04 billion Viceranteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gorod Soldat. The average income tax rate is 37.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Vicerantean economy, worth a remarkable 1,110 trillion Vicarus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 157,770 Vicarus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, there are no more heroes any more, and arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vicerante's national animal is the Eruden Dingo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sodan Herra.

Vicerante is ranked 46,584^th in the world and 357^th in the West Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 44.18 kickbacks per hour.