Population | 10.043 billion |
Capital | Zygotia |
Leader | Vauron |
Faith | Ego-Varaism |
Currency | Jarlic Jewel |
Animal | Thing |
The Watchers Crown of Varanius is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Vauron with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, digital currency, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 10.043 billion Entities are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zygotia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Entitian economy, worth a remarkable 2,484 trillion Jarlic Jewels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 247,411 Jarlic Jewels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A new "thought police" branch is being developed, Vauron's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will, the revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news, and old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varanius's national animal is the Thing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ego-Varaism.
Varanius is ranked 712th in the world and 13th in the West Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 112.03 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Varanius was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Varanius voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : Varanius voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : Following new legislation in Varanius, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
- : Following new legislation in Varanius, the revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news.
- : Following new legislation in Varanius, Vauron's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will.
- : Following new legislation in Varanius, a new "thought police" branch is being developed.
- : Following new legislation in Varanius, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
- : Varanius lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Varanius, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings.
World Assembly
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