The Twin Starred Federation of Varnash is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 561 million Varnashia have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kishanalaniya. The average income tax rate is 64.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Varnashi economy, worth 48.4 trillion vanyirs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,358 vanyirs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, and daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varnash's national animal is the ermine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Varnash is ranked 25,694^th in the world and 8^th in Panam for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.91 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.