The Baby Eaters of Vavax is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Babaksu with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 22.657 billion Vavaxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vakara. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vavaxian economy, worth a remarkable 4,281 trillion Socks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,985 Socks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Babaksu can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, Babaksu is rumored to have teleportation powers, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vavax's national animal is the Rancor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vavax is ranked 292,578^th in the world and 21^st in The Labyrinth for Rudest Citizens, with 12.18 insults per minute.