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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,732ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,930thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,640th
The Matriarchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
By Our Power, They Serve
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Velorida

Population1.768 billion

CapitalVelora

CurrencyTributia
AnimalHyena

The Matriarchy of Velorida is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.768 billion Veloridans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Velora. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.2%.

The all-consuming Veloridan economy, worth 168 trillion Tributias a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 95,417 Tributias, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 489,776 per year while the poor average 10,179, a ratio of 48.1 to 1.

Society has literally been thrown to the wolves, it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Velorida offered the words "peace be upon you", unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, and the most ambitious parents buy a dozen lottery scratch-cards each week for their kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Velorida's national animal is the Hyena, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Velorida is ranked 316,928th in the world and 7th in Atropia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -7.75 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,732ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,930thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,640thMost Armed: 7,882ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,284thLargest Mining Sector: 12,150thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,215thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,873rdMost Cultured: 21,131stLargest Gambling Industry: 24,725thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 32,574thLargest Black Market: 32,759thMost Corrupt Governments: 33,184th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Velorida was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Velorida was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Velorida was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens and Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Velorida, the most ambitious parents buy a dozen lottery scratch-cards each week for their kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Velorida, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Velorida, it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Velorida offered the words "peace be upon you".
  • : Following new legislation in Velorida, society has literally been thrown to the wolves.
  • : Following new legislation in Velorida, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Velorida.
  • : Following new legislation in Velorida, children are sent to either religious or secular schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Velorida, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts.

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