The Eternal Grounds of Vernafer is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Asari Mika with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed population of 28.054 billion Vernals have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dave the City. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vernaferian economy, worth a remarkable 4,301 trillion Boonbucks a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,340 Boonbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, the idiom 'there are plenty of fish in the sea' isn't so reassuring to Vernals, it is often said that only Asari Mika could bring down Dàguó, and more than one company makes the board game Monopoly. Crime is totally unknown. Vernafer's national animal is the Dill, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Vernafer is ranked 299,536^th in the world and 3^rd in Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 27.9 on the Kitten Softness Rating.