The Empire of Very Evil Larry is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Very Evil Larry with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.704 billion Evilites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karbakalaxia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Eviltian economy, worth 405 trillion Larries a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 237,977 Larries, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 804,076 per year while the poor average 52,094, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

State officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Very Evil Larry's portrait, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Very Evil Larry's eyes only', and reinventing the wheel is a favourite pastime of Eviltian weapons designers. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Very Evil Larry's national animal is the Larry cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is loyalty to Very Evil Larry.

Very Evil Larry is ranked 870^th in the world and 1^st in The end of a time for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 363.77 on the Bus Surprisal Index.